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faq
who? what? huh?
  1. q: who are you guys?
    a: guys who like watching b-movies, horror movies, and the occasional cult classic.
    • victor: victor is a computer nerd and a b-movie fan. he's been watching b-movies since august 2000, although he's always liked godzilla and ray harryhausen stop-action films. he likes 80s slasher flicks, the a-team, and thinks mystery of chess boxing is the best kung fu film ever.
    • syme: syme is our resident well-rounded movie buff. he's dabbled in psychology, art, and computer science and has been watching all sorts of movies for years. he's a big fan of everything bruce campbell (even brisco county jr.), especially liking the evil dead trilogy. he has the world's most eclectic recorded-from-tv video collection.

  2. q: what's the_crowbar?
    a: the_crowbar is a website that exists for the purpose of providing entertaining reviews of b-movies, horror movies, and cult classic films. we figured that we watched as many b-movies as anybody else, so why not start our own b-movie site? we could not find a good reason not to, so we created the_crowbar. oh, we wanted to preserve joe bob's scripts, too, and this is a good place to do it.

  3. q: why the_crowbar?
    a: it sounds good, and it made a cool acronym.

  4. q: would you please review my movie?
    a: pass your suggestion our way, and if it looks appealing and if we can find it, then, sure, we'll try to review it.

  5. q: where can i buy b-movies?
    a: anywhere! in the bargain baskets at wal-mart, k-mart, in yard sales, at rental store closeouts, and all over the net.

  6. q: your review of movie x sucked.
    a: so? we didn't ask to you to visit our site. besides, that's a statement, not a question. go somewhere else if you don't like our reviews.

  7. q: but, dude, movie x is a good movie. why are you doggin' it?
    a: you know what? we probably agree with you: movie x probably is a good movie, but we wanted to review it, and to review it here, we have to call it a b-movie and treat it as such.

  8. q: i've never seen star wars. what do you think about it?
    a: mmm, this is a good one. it's a good flick--too mainstream to be a pure b-movie, but a good flick. (just curious here, but have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?)

  9. q: i like your content, and i want to copy it to my site. can i?
    a: on two terms, yes, you can:
    1. you do not make money off the content, and
    2. you credit us as the creator of the content
    as a side note, we're not copyright whores--we just want credit to be given where credit is due, and, daggumit, if we can't make money off this site, neither can you!

  10. q: got boobies or booties?
    a: nope. never will. there's plenty other folks out there that can help you find what you're looking for.

  11. q: do you know where i can get monstervision on tape/dvd/etc?
    a: unfortunately, no. you might try eBay. as soon as we learn of a better source, we'll let you know.

  12. q: how do i contact you guys?
    a: email: crowbarmovies@yahoo.com